It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see….” “You mean, it comes from a...– Douglas Adams, in So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (via mementomorieris)
temple-of-time: I wish I could do my eyeliner as well as SS Link’s. I mean look at those wings
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
gallifreyan-sleuth asked: If you had a choice between being the best tumblr in your category or having mad cow disease, which one would you choose?
javertsthighs: I don’t think people on here really understand the meaning of school dress codes Dress codes aren’t implemented to “take away freedom of expression and suppress who you are” Schools have dress codes because they’re trying to help you understand that in a work environment you aren’t always going to be allowed to wear what you what and what you do wear should be appropriate for...
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
lordoftheinternet: THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY IT’S ITALICIZED
joycemannerism: ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
snapchatting: *points at ur attention* give me that
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
Trey Bien: A Pansexual Sims Story, by Connor... →
treybien: I made a man named Claude Harrow. His lifetime wish was to become leader of the free world. He lived alone in the shittiest little house I could get without using cheats. He got a job in politics. He started an affair with his boss, Tori. She was Asian. They fucked on the first night. Over… Oh, I somehow managed to get published…